January 2009
35 posts
NAZI ZOMBIES IN TEXAS!! →
Or, at least that’s what the road signs say.
Thanks, bored college engineer students!
A funny letter →
This is the audio of a guy reading a girl’s break-up letter out loud. It’s pretty funny.
A great cartoon →
Unfortunately the cartoon is too small when I load it on the site, so you’ll just have to go read it for yourself. Nothing too graphic about it unless you’re offended by the word “fuck”, in which case I’d suggest not reading this website anymore.
Anyways, the cartoon is kind of funny but it has a “message” to it, which I like. And the Generals look like...
The greatest sports story ever →
Read this story because it’s one of the best stories I’ve ever come across.
This thing called denial →
“I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are...
Britons too polite to save themselves from sinking... →
Call me an American, but if the ship I’m on starts to sink I’m getting off. Yes, I would let women and children go first, but I don’t know if I’d just stand back and smoke a cigar and act like I’m the coolest dude on deck. I’m getting on a life boat.
China asks for it by censoring Obama's speech →
No better way to prove you’re corrupt than to censor a speech about freedom and hope.
Fuck you, China. Obama’s gonna give it to you.
Fat fuck "Hopes Obama fails" →
Leave it to Rush Limbaugh to prove he’s the biggest douchebag in the world.
“I disagree fervently with the people on our [Republican] side of the aisle who have caved and who say, ‘Well, I hope he succeeds.’”
I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: “Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.” Somebody’s gotta say it.”
Oh man. Ann Coulter and this fucking moron...
Obama inauguration causes unsubstantiated fury →
Not only are the $150M+ price tag a random estimate, but as the link I posted points out the second Bush inauguration cost $157M. Then when you take inflation in to account, that $157M balloons to $173M, so it’s not like an inauguration hasn’t cost this much before.
Plus, there are going to be record-setting crowds at this inauguration, proving a need for much more security, much...
Taiwanese college offers class on porn →
As if college kids don’t watch enough porn already, here’s a whole class on how to analyze people’s porn-watching reactions.
Excuse me?
Whatever floats your boat, Taiwan.
Also, be sure to watch Chris Dane Owens’ video which I posted below. No matter how much I talk about it, no matter how much I hype it up, no matter what I say: it’s better than that.
The pinnacle of mankind has been found in a music... →
Go to video and watch the best thing that has ever been made.
No joke.
Seriously.
No joke.
Best video of all-time.
Justice for Oscar Grant after all? →
The police officer who shot a restrained and cooperative Oscar Grant in the back was arrested and charged with murder, bringing a tiny glimpse of hope of possibly seeing justice be served. I won’t hold my breath, as it’s not often that courts find cops guilty of anything let alone murder, but maybe this case will be the exception. My guess is that the charge is brought down to...
Little Nazi kids taken away from parents →
It was only several weeks ago that Wal-Mart refused to make a cake for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, and now little Adolf and his sisters Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell have been swept up by the state and put in custody.
Fair? Who knows, it actually might not be legal. But did the parents deserve this? Definitely.
Coffee makes you see ghosts →
Believe it or not I grew up in Seattle and don’t drink coffee, but this article kind of makes me want to start.
Freak manages to send nearly 15,000 text messages... →
That works out to 484 texts a day, which is one every two minutes, and a 440-page billing statement.
And the majority of these were sent to just four people, all girls aged 12-13.
Girls are nuts.
Ugly girl forced to sell her virginity when no... →
Sure that’s not what the story is REALLY about, but hey, she brought it on herself by making this a public offer. Seriously, not only would I not pay $4.00 to sleep with her, but I’d have to be the one making money for anything like that to happen.
“Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister...
Prince Harry is racist →
First he dresses up as a Nazi to a costume party, and now he’s caught calling someone a Paki and a raghead on tape.
Racist!
Cat steals toys from other cats →
Two cat stories in less than two minutes? Unheard of.
This story is kind of funny, but more I just think cats are weird.
Cat interrupts German weather →
While looking for a different story I found this. I just like how smooth the guy is in picking the cat up and continuing on.
Also, I have no idea what he’s saying, but I do recognize the words “studio” and “cat”, and what sounds like “out” but in German.
Cop shoots restrained and cooperative black man in... →
This is just fucked up, no matter how you look at it.
Some people are claiming that the cop accidentally grabbed his tazer instead of his gun, and THAT’S the reason he was shot.
Okay. Sure. Like that makes it any better. What kind of idiot draws a tazer instead of his gun and then shoots it without even realizing or checking? I don’t know, I don’t even want to get in to it...
Church does too good of a job of scaring people,... →
This story just reminded me of the scene in Blues Brothers with the Penguin and the Christ statue outside her door. What a great movie.
Artists with albums supposedly coming out this...
Here’s a quick follow-up to my previous post—a long list of albums that are supposedly coming out this year. I don’t have any real sources for this, just a quick search on the internet, and all of these artists are going to be hip-hop artists so Darius and Phil this is for you:
Jay-Z - The Blueprint 3 Dr. Dre - Detox Eminem - Relapse Busta Rhymes - Back on My B.S. Clipse - Til...
