Ghostface Killah has a blog which you can check out by clicking this sentence.

It’s unbelievably funny, and captures Ghostface’s voice remarkably well.  Obviously it’s going to sound something like Ghost, but when you read it you can practically hear him saying it, which is the mark of a great writer.

Some of the funniest posts are the Annual Softest Rappers in the Game series, and “Ayo Kim ya groin be lookin like a dead trout namsayin!” which is a tirade against Lil Kim, but one of the funniest parts about the entire blog is how much Ghost hates Drake, which can be seen in his latest post which is a track-by-track review of Drake’s new album.  The excerpts I’ve posted really aren’t even that funny compared to the rest of the reviews and posts on the site, but I love how precise and descriptive Ghost is with why he hates Drake’s lyrics, style, and persona.  He really is a great writer.

6. Marvin’s Room/Buried Alive [Interlude] (ft Kendrick Lamar) - Aka the “Player HATER’S Anthem”. This nigga jus gon use bein drunk as a green light to talk to a broad while her man aint around n tell her that son aint shit. This is what little marshmallow ass muthafuckas do tho. Word. Now clown ass niggas is gon try n justify this shit as son jus dealin wit real nigga emotions n shit…or like he aint afraid to jus be honest. Nah. Fuck ya real emotions b. Thats like sayin “oh son was jussa little tipsy off them 4 flirtinis he had n so he dropped dime on his mans who was violatin his parole but he was jus dealin wit some real nigga emotions…” Nah yo. Fuck THIS nigga b. 

9. Umso Umso Umso Umso Usmo Proud of You (ft Nicki Minaj) - I aint even mad at this beat son…but the shit this nigga be sayin yo….”I love it when your hair still wet cos you jus took a shower…runnin on a treadmill n only eating salad…sound so smart like you graduated college”. I cant even stomach that shit b. Son always gotta be on some “Gurl you kno you look yo best when you jus gettin up in the morning n you got them creases on yo face from yo pillow n that crusty shit all in yo eyes cos thats the real you gurl awwwwwhhh” shit.  That or he feedin broads that “you aint even kno how special you is cos other niggas dont be noticin it…but I do” shit. Ayo pardon me if you a female that happens to fall for this cornball shit…but most niggas DO be knowin bout these muthafuckin covert broad tactics namsayin. This nigga tellin you what you wanna hear n throwin all the other niggas you talk to under the bus….n got you convinced that he actually feel that way ma. Son be preyin on the weak. The nigga jus gon parallel park his top down bitchmobile on the track n do nothin but wait for these low self esteem havin broads to come flyin across the hood of his shit n take that bait. But its whatever namsayin. Let this nigga get his false Beyonce female empowerment on. But that hook son. Ayo is this nigga still attached to a placenta sack b?

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